Okay ya’ll.
In this series, we’ve rambled on about Junsu’s impeccable cuteness skills.
We’ve discussed the adorable cheeseiness of Yoochun.
Bravely, we delved into the dark recesses of Changmin’s lair closet, and found that he can still be a sweety-pie-sugar-plum now and again.
And, most recently, we discovered that Jae is at his cutest when he’s just being his hyung/oppa bossy self. Go figure.
That’s a lot of cuteness. (wipes off sweat, gets out fan) But you all know what’s missing. Or, should I say, who. Ooooh yeah!!!! It’s about time for a certain, special leader-shii to smile sweetly and strike a pose!!!! (does happy, crazy dance!! Yippee!! Hurrah!!)
What if I don’t want to, eh? Have you considered my reputation? Silly dongsaeng….
(pouts cutely) But oppa!! Everyone else has done it!
I don’t give in to peer pressure. Neither should you. I know it’s hard, but you can resist if you try.
But, oppa, um….
Is anyone threatening you? Are you in trouble? Is someone forcing you to do something you don’t want to do?
Well, my mom makes me wash dishes, but I don’t think that really counts…
You just stick with oppa, okay? I’ll take care of you. Christina Hwaiting! (walks away)
(grumbles under breath) All I want is to post about how cute you are. Is that really so difficult to agree to?
Coming?
Yeah, yeah. (walks along for a little while, get’s impatient) Yah, oppa. Can’t I just take a couple of cute-ish pictures? They don’t even have to be cute, persay. Just cute-ish. You know? (bats lashes)
Yah. Didn’t I already say no?
But, WHY??!!!! (jumps up and down, whines pathetically) Argh!!!!
Because I said so. Come on, let’s go shopping. I need a new shirt.
What?! Shopping?! Why you….oh. (sudden thinks of evil genius plan) Oh yes. I think that would be alot of fun. Let’s go.
(stops outside a store after a while) Oppa, do you like these clothes?
Hmmmm….guess that’s a yes. (secretly takes picture with her phone)
How does oppa look? Manly?
You look so cute! Ahem. I mean, you look very handsome. Yes.
Look. There’s even a hat. I look good, right?
Yeh, oppa. You look very nice. How about that shirt over there?
I don’t think it’s in my size.
(snaps picture, smiles angelically) That’s too bad. How about that rack over there? You should try them all on!! Strike a pose now!!! (muhahahaha)
Very nice!!! (snaps)
That’s right!!! Work it, oppa!!! (snaps)
OH! OH! OH! What about that costume over there? Would I look good in that?
Why of course. (muahahahaha) Try it on!
I don’t know…I mean….wouldn’t it make me look , well, cute?
No!!!! (cough cough)
Well, okay….
How is it? Nice?
(supresses evil laughter, snaps) Yes, oppa. Very handsome.
Okay. 
Just let me buy these, then I’ll take you home.
Whatever you say. (checks pictures while he’s gone, cackles) I’ll upload these when I get home, hehe. He didn’t even guess, hehe. What a great plan.
Alright. Let’s go.
Kay. (rubs hands together, very self-satisfied)
Doodlydoodlydoodlydoo…Oh, look! My house! Well, see ya, oppa!! (runs)
Now, wait just a second. 
Give me the photos.
Ummm, what photos, oppa? (breaks into cold sweat)
Don’t think I didn’t notice you taking pictures. I am U-know Yunho. Now give.
(drops to the ground, grovels) Oppa, pretty pretty please. I’m sorry I deceived you, but please let me keep the pictures!!! I must finish DBSK cuteness, or I’ll never move on to another subject.
Please?! I’ll never be bad again! And, (eyes dart wildly) I’ll…I’ll…I’ll write about you first for the next series. Promise!
Really?
Really!
Promise? Tehe.
Promise!
Okay? But don’t try to fool me again. Silly dongsaeng.
Okay! Bye! (runs before he changes his mind, uploads, does happy dance) Oppa’s so nice…..
Alright, folks. That’s it for DBSK cuteness. It’s been fun, but all good things must come to an end. Who know’s what I’ll do next. Hotness, maybe? Eh, this is a family-friendly website. Ummmm, hairdos that I like? I don’t know. We’ll see.
Bye!!!!
All pictures from Google. You know who you are.
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