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DBSK Spazz: Just a Little Vacation: Part 1

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You see a globe. A shiny, sparkly globe covered in flashing lights that makes you think of bell bottoms and peace sig…wait a minute. Wrong globe. (removes quickly)

 

 

Ahem. (tries again…)

 

 

You see a globe. A slowing rotating globe that really reminds you of something you saw in geography class. It is called…What was it again? It’ must have been important….OH YEAH!!!! PLANET EARTH!!!!

 

 

 

Duh. Well. It is Earth, spinning exotically on it’s invisible axis, looking so peaceful from this far away. Really peaceful. What a shame that you’re suddenly getting closer…and closer…and even closer, until you can make out the outlines of high rises and fast moving cars. It seems you have descended into a very big city, and are quickly aiming for a curtained window, at the very top floor of an expensive-looking housing complex. You flinch and try to slow your velocity, expecting to crash straight into the window any second, but there are no air brakes on this ride. You close your eyes, and wait for the shattering of glass….but surprisingly enough, all you feel is a sudden blast of air-conditioned air, that seems to come from all around you. Someone has central air controls. Nice. The grandly furnished house seems empty at a first glance, but your quickly adjusting ears pick up the distinct sound of voices, male voices to be exact, voices that you recognize immediately….

 

 

 

 

 

 …so I told the manager that I was going to be gone for a few days, and he seemed okay with it. The only thing that’s really worrying me is….Yah. Hyung. Do you really need to pack so many clothes? It’s a vacation, not a photoshoot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Hmmm…..do you really think so? I might need them all…

 

 

 

 

 

                           Junsu thinks you have too many. Right, Junsu?

                        RIGHT!!! Hyung, can I put these down now? Please?

 

 

Hmmm…I just don’t know. Jiji-ah, what do you think?

Hyung, please.

What did you say, Jiji-ah? Junsu spilled orange juice all over Appa Jae’s new white sofa? Really? Maybe we should let him hold the clothes a little longer….

 Grrrrr…..(drops pile) Forget it. No more punishments.

Awww, Junsu-ah. You’re no fun.

 

 

Tell that to my back. Besides, there’s no stain on your precious sofa.

That’s because you painted over it with white-out.

…How’d you know that?

 

 

 

 

Doodlydoodlydoo…so many lines, so little time….

Chunnie-ah……

Tehe. Anyways, the only thing I’m worried about is someone spotting us with Yunho-hyung and Changmin-ah. I mean, it could really cause a scandal, if one of the fans took a picture or something.

 

 

 

 

That’s why they’re coming in disguise. Or at least that’s what Yunho said over the phone yesterday. I hope we’ll recognize them. It’s been such a long time…was this a good idea?

Of course, hyung.

Yeah. Of course.

Okay. Well we’d better go pick them up from the airport. (closes suitcase) Are we all ready?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

I don’t know. Chunnie-ah, are you ready to have fun? Even more importantly, do you even want to have fun?

No. No, I hate fun.

Dongsaengs…………………

 

 

Just kidding. Relax, Jae.

Yeah. Come on. Let’s go.

 

 

 

 

Sizty minutes later, at the airport……

 

                                                                                 

 

Hope they won’t take too long. It’s a long drive to our resort.

 

 

 

 

 

I know right? Their plane’s already landed, I hope we didn’t miss them… Oh! Wait! Is that really…Oh my goodness….

 

 

 

 

(insert hysterical chicken laughter here)

 

 

 

 

I don’t know these people. Really.

 

What kind of disguises are those?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wanna buy a Christmas tree?! It’s on sale!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   Yunho. It’s May.

 

                                                                         

Which is exactly why it’s on sale! 40% off! You can’t beat that!!!

They can’t beat that, but they sure look ready to beat us, hyung. Do you think we should have chosen more thorough disguises?

We didn’t have time, Changmin-ah. Just smile and look pretty. Smile and look pretty.

 

 

Someone’s going to recognize you.

 

 

 

 

Nonsense! We’re hiding in plain sight! The fans will never see us!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

to be continued….

 

all images from google. you know who you are.

credit: thatmelancholysoul at jyjfantalk.com

 

 

 

 

To Our Yunnie-Bear: A Birthday Message

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Dear Yunho,

I wanted to think up something incredibly witty for your birthday, like a funny story, or a series of pictures with accompanying narrative, or something suave and engaging. I wanted to create something worthy of your amazingness, because you *are* amazing. However, the thought of smart-aleck comments and goofy pictures did not appeal to me at all when I thought of you, and I couldn’t understand why. I mean, I really enjoy comedic writing, and it’s your birthday, so why shouldn’t I want to give you and fellow fans a good birthday giggle?

I don’t know, but for some reason, when I think about you, I want to be sincere. Maybe it’s the way you smile when you’re tired, the way it doesn’t quite reach your eyes, but you try anyway. Perhaps it’s the selflessness of your leadership, over and over again, day after day, not just to your fellow member(s) and staff, but to us fans as well. We don’t call you Yunho Appa for nothing. 🙂 Possibly, it’s the way you throw yourself body and soul into everything you do, without fear of potential failure. Or perhaps it’s the child-like spirit that you display, inspite of the difficulties of life. Whatever the reasons, I just want you to know that I greatly admire and respect you. I also want to say that I worry about you, and pray for you all the time. If I could get close to you, I would try my best to take away some of the burdens you bear, even if it meant taking responsibility for them myself. I’d be miserable, because I don’t like taking care of other people (just being honest), but I’d do it anyway, because I love you, as much as a fan can love her bias without drifting over into obsession.

As it is, I live halfway across the world from you, and even if I didn’t, the chances of becoming your friend would be very slim indeed. As a matter of fact, I don’t even think we’d get along, having two opposite personalities. But I stil care about you, and pray for you, and cry for you, and try to understand you. Why? Because I choose to. You’re Yunho oppa. I can’t imagine going back to a world without you and your four brothers. You light up my day. When I’m depressed, I watch you laugh, head thrown back, eyes crinkled and shining. When I think I can’t do something, I watch your passion, and am deeply inspired. When I’m feeling lonely and unloved, I think about what the five of you went through (and still go through), and realize that I’m surrounded by people that love me for me. And that’s how I want to love you. For being you, and not just U-Know Yunho, dancer extraordinare and charismatic leader, but Jung Yunho, a young man who is trying to find his place in the world. Kinda sounds like myself, now that I think about it. (except for the man part) Maybe we have more in common than I thought.

Ok. I’m done. And kinda embarrassed. But I just wanted to say happy birthday, Yunho. May your life be long and blessed with peace and joy. I love you, and I’m not the only one, so keep your head up, ok? Have a good one.   

 

 thatmelancholysoul@ jyjfantalk.com

Ode to Christmas Fandom Part 1: Ahjumma Got Run Over By A Fangirl

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To all the rabid fangirls out there: I’m one of you. Don’t be offended, please. It’s all in good fun ;D That being said, time for some holiday cheer. (insert evil laugh here)

To the tune of ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’:

Chorus:
Ahjumma got run over by a fangirl
Leaving her apartment Christmas Eve
(Wasn’t) her fault she lived right next to Jaejoong
In apartment A while his was B

Verse 1:

Ahjumma was a sweet old lady
Made the nicest kimchi stew
Saved some once a week for our Jaejoong
And also, by proxy, our Junsu

When she left the house that evening
The night was so peaceful and calm
Until Jae came round the corner
With stalker fans tagging along

Chorus (pretty catchy right?)

Verse 2:
Jae had left the house at midnight
In need of some toiletries
The fangirls saw through his disguising
Though he wore a beanie and coat to his knees

When he passed the dear old lady
He kindly stopped to say hello
Some of the fans got ‘jae’lous
And pushed poor ahjumma into the snow

Chorus: (hehehehe)

Ahjumma didn’t die there
She wasn’t even really hurt
But the fangirls were so sorry
They vowed to wait on her hand and foot

Now she lives in a high rise
With fangirl servants at her bid
No more does she cook Jae kimchi
But wears a golden crown upon her wig

Repeat chorus to end

….sorry…it had to be done. If ya’ll aren’t American, then you might not get this, so I’m sorry if it’s in bad taste. But I just couldn’t resist.

hides.

hehe.

In Honor of Summer, a Little Comedy….

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Hey guys. 🙂 I know you’re probably thinking this is another DBSK cuteness post, but in all actuality, I’m just about to watch some tv. Do you want to join me? No? Too bad. I’m turning it on anyway. (sits on sofa, grabs remote control, enlivens television set with electric shock)

Oh look! My favorite show is on! (bounces gleefully as a handsome host comes into view, seated in a plush armchair, hands folded, looking completely bored out of his mind)

*Do you crave thrilling adventure? (random actor is chased by overgrown lizard through the desert) Heart-wrenching angst? (toothbrush drops into toilet) Sappy romance? (boy kisses girl, girl slaps boy, boy cries) A prat fall scene complete with roller skates and bird poop?  (….Do I really have to describe that one?) Then you’re watching the right show. Welcome to Kpopiece Theatre.

*lalalacellolalalaviolinslalala*

Today on our program we have a special story,  just for you.

Picture this: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the grass is *greening* 0_0 and two young men are very, very bored. Doesn’t sound all that unusual, right? I mean we all get bored somedays. However, these are no ordinary young men. No, these are two very special, very loved, and extremely, well, mischievious boys.

Let’s get to the story, shall we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

4000 Goobnae chickens to eat, 4000 Goobnae chickens, take one down, pass it around, 3999 Goobnae chickens to eat………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Junsu hyung. If you put a pack of ramen in a bowl with cold water, will the moisture substitute for heat and cook the noodles? 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you take the ramen out of the package?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t remember……let me check….

 

 

Hyung! Come look, quick!

 

What? Is it a new video game? (salivates…)

 

 

 

 

 

Ummm….those are not video games.

 

Definitely not. But what are they?

 

Ummm…..

 

 

 

 They must be candles, Changmin.

Candles? Really?

 

 

 

(takes another look) Yup. Candles.

Wanna light one? It smells funny in here all of a sudden…like somethings burning….*sniff*….

 

 

 

 

 

 MY RAMEN! (runs to the kitchen) NO!!!!

 

 

 

Eukyangkyang. Now we’ll definitely have to use one of these. Jae hyung will not be happy if the house smells like smoke.

(from afar) My ramen….*sobs*

Don’t be sad, Minnie. We’ll make more later. Hyung will be back soon, so we’d better light a candle. Got a match?

In the cabinet, hyung. *gives ramen burial at sink sea*

 

 

 

Okay! I’m going to light it now!

Kay. Whatever.

 

 

                              !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

….silence….

 

 

 

Hehehe? Guess those weren’t candles, huh.

 

 

 

 

Genius. We’re so dead. There’s smoke everywhere.

 

 

Still, that was the most excitement I’ve had all day… I think I’ll set off another one….Waddaya say, Minnie? We’re going to get punished anyway, might as well have some fun.

 

 

 

 

(thinks about it)

Okay.

 

 

 

 

       Five minutes later, on the rooftop….

 

 

Woohoo!! Here we go!!!

Yeah!!!!

 

 

 

               

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

AWESOME!!!!!

 

 

 

Woah…..                 Dude….         Yeeehaw!!!!                Yeah!!!!

 

Meanwhile, walking home from the gym….

Ladedumdum. Can’t wait to get into a nice, warm, sweet-smelling bubble bat- (hears weird noise from afar, instinctively looks at DBSK apartment in the distance) – Huh?

 

 

AHH!!! MY BABIES!!! (rushes home) Junsu?! Changmin?!

 

 

Hello, hyung.

Peace. Is something wrong?

 

 

 

 

 

(completely weirded out)

I saw fireworks over our building.

 

 

 

 

Really? That’s odd. Must be our crazy neighbors next door. *snort*

Yeah. You know how weird they can be. Hyung. I’m hungry. Feed me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now wait just a second, dongsaengs. If the neighbors set off the fireworks, then why does our apartment smell like smoke?

 

 

 

 

 

Because our silly maknae here burnt his ramen. Right, Changmin.

Yeah. Sorry, hyung.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no. My expensive new limited edition stainless steel marble handled sienna toned non stick pot!  *hurries away*

 

 

 

 

 

 

(screen goes blank, epically bored host returns) And that ends our show for today, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed this episode of Kpopiece Theatre. Tune in next time for mystery and intrigue in *Did Eunhyuk really steal Heechul’s blowdryer?* Thank you, and good night.

(turns off television, stretches) Wow. Those sneaky little kiddies…hehehe. Well night ya’ll. See ya next time! tehehehe….

 

 

 

All images from google. You know who you are.

credit: thatmelancholysoul@jyjfantalk.com

 

 

 

 

DBSK Cuteness part 5

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Okay ya’ll.

In this series, we’ve rambled on about Junsu’s impeccable cuteness skills.

We’ve discussed the adorable cheeseiness of Yoochun.

Bravely, we delved into the dark recesses of Changmin’s lair closet, and found that he can still be a sweety-pie-sugar-plum now and again.

And, most recently, we discovered that Jae is at his cutest when he’s just being his hyung/oppa bossy self. Go figure.

 

That’s a lot of cuteness. (wipes off sweat, gets out fan) But you all know what’s missing. Or, should I say, who. Ooooh yeah!!!! It’s about time for a certain, special leader-shii to smile sweetly and strike a pose!!!! (does happy, crazy dance!! Yippee!! Hurrah!!)

What if I don’t want to, eh? Have you considered my reputation? Silly dongsaeng….

(pouts cutely) But oppa!! Everyone else has done it!

 

 

 

 I don’t give in to peer pressure.  Neither should you. I know it’s hard, but you can resist if you try.

But, oppa, um….

Is anyone threatening you? Are you in trouble? Is someone forcing you to do something you don’t want to do?

Well, my mom makes me wash dishes, but I don’t think that really counts…

You just stick with oppa, okay? I’ll take care of you. Christina Hwaiting! (walks away)

 

(grumbles under breath) All I want is to post about how cute you are. Is that really so difficult to agree to?

                                                                                Coming?

 

Yeah, yeah. (walks along for a little while, get’s impatient)  Yah, oppa. Can’t I just take a couple of cute-ish pictures? They don’t even have to be cute, persay. Just cute-ish.  You know?  (bats lashes)

 

 Yah. Didn’t I already say no?

But, WHY??!!!! (jumps up and down, whines pathetically) Argh!!!!

Because I said so. Come on, let’s go shopping. I need a new shirt.

What?! Shopping?! Why you….oh. (sudden thinks of evil genius plan) Oh yes. I think that would be alot of fun. Let’s go.

(stops outside a store after a while) Oppa, do you like these clothes?

 

Hmmmm….guess that’s a yes. (secretly takes picture with her phone) 

 

  How does oppa look? Manly?

 

You look so cute! Ahem. I mean, you look very handsome. Yes.

 

 

 

Look. There’s even a hat. I look good, right?

 

Yeh, oppa. You look very nice. How about that shirt over there?

 

I don’t think it’s in my size.

 

(snaps picture, smiles angelically) That’s too bad. How about that rack over there? You should try them all on!! Strike a pose now!!! (muhahahaha)

 

Very nice!!!  (snaps)

 

 

That’s right!!! Work it, oppa!!! (snaps)

 

 

OH! OH! OH! What about that costume over there? Would I look good in that?

 

Why of course. (muahahahaha) Try it on!

 

 

I don’t know…I mean….wouldn’t it make me look , well, cute?

 

No!!!!  (cough cough)

 

Well, okay….

 

How is it? Nice?

 

 

 

(supresses evil laughter, snaps) Yes, oppa. Very handsome.

 

Okay. Just let me buy these, then I’ll take you home.

 

 

Whatever you say. (checks pictures while he’s gone, cackles) I’ll upload these when I get home, hehe. He didn’t even guess, hehe. What a great plan.

 

 

 

Alright. Let’s go.

 

 

Kay. (rubs hands together, very self-satisfied)

 

 

 

 

Doodlydoodlydoodlydoo…Oh, look! My house! Well, see ya, oppa!! (runs)

Now, wait just a second.

Give me the photos.

 

Ummm, what photos, oppa? (breaks into cold sweat)

Don’t think I didn’t notice you taking pictures. I am U-know Yunho. Now give.

(drops to the ground, grovels) Oppa, pretty pretty please. I’m sorry I deceived you, but please let me keep the pictures!!! I must finish DBSK cuteness, or I’ll never move on to another subject. 

 

 

Please?! I’ll never be bad again! And, (eyes dart wildly) I’ll…I’ll…I’ll write about you first for the next series. Promise!

 

Really?

Really!

 

 

Promise? Tehe.

 

Promise!

Okay? But don’t try to fool me again. Silly dongsaeng.

 

Okay! Bye! (runs before he changes his mind, uploads, does happy dance) Oppa’s so nice…..

Alright, folks. That’s it for DBSK cuteness. It’s been fun, but all good things must come to an end. Who know’s what I’ll do next. Hotness, maybe? Eh, this is a family-friendly website. Ummmm, hairdos that I like? I don’t know. We’ll see.

Bye!!!!

 

All pictures from Google. You know who you are.

credit: thatmelancholysoul@jyjfantalk.com

  Night time It’s pitch black no moon…

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Night time.
It’s pitch black, no moon in the sky tonight, and the shadows seem to press in. You walk down a country road, pebbles crunching beneath your feet, your destination a crumbling mansion that looms before you.  (cue creepy music: dun dun dun, dun dun dun….)
 Yipes.

All around you have been the sounds of the night, but suddenly they are hushed, silence encroaching and enveloping you the closer you get to the mansion. Why exactly are you approaching this place? Why are your feet moving closer when every nerve in your body is screaming at you to run?   

I don’t know. Just a fitting prelude, I guess.  Anyways, back to the story.

You step onto the porch, aged wood creaking beneath your tentative feet. A shiver runs down your spine as you push open the gilded door, step through it, cobwebs clinging to your hair. You can’t see a thing, but some unknown force seems to be propelling you forward, and you step with confidence….until you stub your toe on the staircase. Ouch, that’s gonna leave a bruise. Okay, maybe there’s no compelling presence, but you see just a slit of light to your left, somewhere towards the back of the mansion. Heart pounding, toe throbbing, you tiptoe towards the light. As you get nearer, your ears pick up the strangest sound. Almost like….slurping? Is someone eating something? Hmmm…  

You stop before a closet, the light, strangely enough, coming from inside it’s narrow walls. You hesitate before opening the door, because, let’s face it, this story is weird enough already, right? But you’ve come this far, so, with a deep breath, you reach for the handle. However, before you can grasp the brass globe, the closet is opened from within! You scream, closing your eyes and hugging yourself for protection. When nothing attempts to bite you, you dare to peek out from beneath your eyelashes. What greets you is nothing like what you were expecting.

Yes, it is our very own Shim Changmin!  Because you have wandered into yet another segment of DBSK CUTENESS!!! Just couldn’t stay away, could yah? (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Okay. Back to our magnae.  Ahem, Changmin-shii?

 

 

Yes? What do you want? You’re… interrupting my midnight snack.              

Oh. Sorry. Well, I’m doing a series of posts on the cuteness of DBSK, and I needed some footage of you. If that’s okay with you of course.

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, whatever. I don’t care. There’s some pictures in my bedroom. Help yourselves.

Oh. Thanks.

 

 

 

 

 

(shuffles over, starts flipping through the pictures)  It’s gonna be hard to find cute pictures of Changmin. I mean, how cute can an ‘evil magnae’ be, right? Maybe I should have done a charisma series instead….

 

Finding everything okay? 

Well, kinda. No offense, but you don’t really strike me as the cutie type.

 

 

Let me take a look. I burnt some of the pictures, so my hyungs wouldn’t blackmail me, but there might be some left.

 

 

 

Don’t feel like you have to exert yourself or anything, Changmin-shii. I mean, you just ate and it’s the middle of the night. You must be sleepy…ooh! What do you have there?

 

 

 

 

 

 Wow!!!! So cute!! I’m in shock!

 

There’s more.

 

 

 

Wow! You were so young! Bet you can’t look that cute anymore, can you?

 

 

 

Okay. So you can. Never mind.

 

Okay, I think that’s enough cuteness for one day. Thanks. We’ll just be going now. See ya.

(pregnant pause…)

What?

You don’t think I’ll just let you leave, do you? Once you’re here, here you’ll stay.

And now that you’ve seen my cuteness, I’ll have to do away with you quietly.

 

 

 

Oh? Really? Are you sure you want to do that?

 

 

 

 

Surprise!!!!

JK. Hehe.

 

 

 

 

Uh huh. Well, goodnight, Changmin-shii.

 

 

Ahem. Goodnight.

 

 

 

 

 


Uh huh. Now if I could just find the way out of here….Changmin-shii, could you show us where the door is?

Awww. Never mind, we’ll let ourselves out. So cute…..

 

All pictures from google. You know who you are.

Credit: thatmelancholysoul@jyjfantalk.com

Alright peoples It’s been a long time insert…

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Alright, peoples. It’s been a long time (insert guilty giggle here). For many reasons, part 2 of DBSK cuteness was postponed. Do I feel bad? Of course. Am I ashamed to have made you wait all this time? Why, yes. Will this shame stop me from posting another round of cuteness?

Nuh uh. Hehehe.

So where were we? Lemme see… Ah yes. Cuteness!!!!! Come on, ya’ll! Let’s take another plunge into the vast, gaping chasm of fandom. Let us dive down into the depths of our dear obsession, in search of yet another of our darling dorks. Who shall it be today? Hmmmm. I know! Let’s go bother…

Yoochun. Tehe. (gulp)

Now, we all know that Park Yoochun is a nice guy. I mean, just look at his kind face.

Wouldn’t you trust him with your babies? I totally would, unless they were musical prodigies. He might make them write melancholy. soul-wrenching tunes in the basement while I’m at work. (cue Kiss Shita Mama Sayonara. (sniff.)

Of course, that’s just my imagination talking. Ahem. Chunnie’s a jolly good fellow, yes? But you may be asking yourselves “what does this nice stuff have to do with cuteness?” What indeed?

The truth, folks, is that there are all kinds of cuteness in the world. Most of us think of  kittens, puppies, babies and Junsu…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…when we rate the adorable factor, but Chunnie is not that kind of cute. No Sir! Our Chunnie has a completely different kind of squeal-worthiness, a totally unusual take on cheek-pinchability, and his own unique perspective on cuddly gooey goo. Shall we take a look? Why, yes. We shall.

Without further ado, shall I present…

The many-faceted cuteness of Park Yoochun!!!

Look at that face. Don’t you just want to kiss that wide forehead?

Ooooh! Ah!!!! Be still, my twitter-pated heart!

Okay, so I’m laying it on a little thick, but that’s okay, right?

Of course it’s okay, because it brings me to my next point, a crucial part of Chun’s lovable self. And that would be…

The cheese. Because, let’s face it. Chunnie’s very, very cheesy. Yes, Park Yoochun has skin of the softest brie, eyes that shoot muenster rays, and a heart of golden cheddar. All he has to do is look at you, and you are infected, turning into a pile of bubbling goo that would taste very good on a casserole.

Don’t believe me? Observe.

Do you feel it?

Are you digging the dairy?

Rocking the rind? I’m laying it on too thick again? Sorry. (reels it in)

Well, well. I’ll have to stop this somewhere. So shall we end with a classically cute Chunnie pic? (yes, I know he’s not classically cute, but everyone has their moments, yes?) Here you go!

Tehe. Okay. Until next time! Bye bye!

Pictures from Google. You know who you are.

Credit: thatmelancholysoul@jyjfantalk.com

Kim Junsu DBSK Cuteness Part 1 Ahhhhhh… springtime The…

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Kim Junsu DBSK Cuteness Part 1

  
Ahhhhhh….springtime. The birdies are chirping, the rivers are thawing, and it’s seems that our boys are getting older, day by day, yes? Considering how much time has passed since debut, I suppose this is an inevitable progression. People age, get stronger, wiser, and more experienced in life. This is a good thing. However….

 

It doesn’t mean we can’t reminisce! No Sir! So let’s a look at one of DBSK’s most outstanding, and longstanding, traits: CUTENESSS!!!!

 

 Now, we all know that DBSK is cute. I mean, just look at them.

 

 

 HELLO?! However, what I wish to explore is the different types of cuteness that our boys can embody individually, starting with…. (drumroll)

 

 

 Our very own Junsu, cause let’s face it, he wrote the book on cuteness, yes? I think yes. 

 

Now to business. We will start with a classic Junsu cute pose. Observe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Adorable, right! Of course right!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s try another classic pose, shall we?

 

 

 

 

Must. Contain. Spazz.…….

 

…………… (wiggle, wiggle)

 

 

………………………………. (sigh)

 

 

WAHHHHHHH!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!

 

 

…Ahem. Sorry.

 

Junsu’s classic cute poses are very lovely, because he puts so much effort into displaying them for us fans. As such, we are very appreciative of the classic pose, as it has come to define Junsu’s cute persona as a whole. However, there is more. More cuteness to be explored. More to this adorable man than these poses. Shall we look deeper? Oh yes. We shall. 

 

(rubs hands together) Okay. So Junsu knows how to act cute.  This we know. But what about when he’s  not acting cute? Is he still adorable. Let’s see.

 

 Why hello, sunshine.  Ah, his smile could just light up a room. 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So very lovely, our Junsu’s plump, baby cheeks, his half smile, his sparkly eyes, the perplexed expression. Yes, our duckie is adorable when he’s confused. Take a look.

 

 

 

 

 

What? You want me to play the Queen of the Night in The Magic Flute?! I can sing high notes, but not ‘that’ high!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t worry baby, I love all your high notes. Tehe. Even when you squeak.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well. Um. I mean when you speak, yes. When you speak in a high tone, it’s very nice. By the way, has anyone ever told you that you’re cute when you’re angry?

 

No? Okay, shall we move on then?

 

 

 

Good. Glad you’re happy. (grumble, grumble)  Now that my muse has been distracted by angry SuSu, I guess the rest of the cuteness will have to wait for part two. See what you’ve done, Junsu?

 

 

 

Don’t be sad, baby? I’ll be back.

 

 

See ya’ll next time for part 2!!!!!!

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