DBSK Spazz: Just a Little Vacation: Part 1


You see a globe. A shiny, sparkly globe covered in flashing lights that makes you think of bell bottoms and peace sig…wait a minute. Wrong globe. (removes quickly)



Ahem. (tries again…)



You see a globe. A slowing rotating globe that really reminds you of something you saw in geography class. It is called…What was it again? It’ must have been important….OH YEAH!!!! PLANET EARTH!!!!




Duh. Well. It is Earth, spinning exotically on it’s invisible axis, looking so peaceful from this far away. Really peaceful. What a shame that you’re suddenly getting closer…and closer…and even closer, until you can make out the outlines of high rises and fast moving cars. It seems you have descended into a very big city, and are quickly aiming for a curtained window, at the very top floor of an expensive-looking housing complex. You flinch and try to slow your velocity, expecting to crash straight into the window any second, but there are no air brakes on this ride. You close your eyes, and wait for the shattering of glass….but surprisingly enough, all you feel is a sudden blast of air-conditioned air, that seems to come from all around you. Someone has central air controls. Nice. The grandly furnished house seems empty at a first glance, but your quickly adjusting ears pick up the distinct sound of voices, male voices to be exact, voices that you recognize immediately….






 …so I told the manager that I was going to be gone for a few days, and he seemed okay with it. The only thing that’s really worrying me is….Yah. Hyung. Do you really need to pack so many clothes? It’s a vacation, not a photoshoot.










 Hmmm…..do you really think so? I might need them all…






                           Junsu thinks you have too many. Right, Junsu?

                        RIGHT!!! Hyung, can I put these down now? Please?



Hmmm…I just don’t know. Jiji-ah, what do you think?

Hyung, please.

What did you say, Jiji-ah? Junsu spilled orange juice all over Appa Jae’s new white sofa? Really? Maybe we should let him hold the clothes a little longer….

 Grrrrr…..(drops pile) Forget it. No more punishments.

Awww, Junsu-ah. You’re no fun.



Tell that to my back. Besides, there’s no stain on your precious sofa.

That’s because you painted over it with white-out.

…How’d you know that?





Doodlydoodlydoo…so many lines, so little time….


Tehe. Anyways, the only thing I’m worried about is someone spotting us with Yunho-hyung and Changmin-ah. I mean, it could really cause a scandal, if one of the fans took a picture or something.





That’s why they’re coming in disguise. Or at least that’s what Yunho said over the phone yesterday. I hope we’ll recognize them. It’s been such a long time…was this a good idea?

Of course, hyung.

Yeah. Of course.

Okay. Well we’d better go pick them up from the airport. (closes suitcase) Are we all ready?










I don’t know. Chunnie-ah, are you ready to have fun? Even more importantly, do you even want to have fun?

No. No, I hate fun.




Just kidding. Relax, Jae.

Yeah. Come on. Let’s go.





Sizty minutes later, at the airport……




Hope they won’t take too long. It’s a long drive to our resort.






I know right? Their plane’s already landed, I hope we didn’t miss them… Oh! Wait! Is that really…Oh my goodness….





(insert hysterical chicken laughter here)





I don’t know these people. Really.


What kind of disguises are those?










Wanna buy a Christmas tree?! It’s on sale!








                                                   Yunho. It’s May.



Which is exactly why it’s on sale! 40% off! You can’t beat that!!!

They can’t beat that, but they sure look ready to beat us, hyung. Do you think we should have chosen more thorough disguises?

We didn’t have time, Changmin-ah. Just smile and look pretty. Smile and look pretty.



Someone’s going to recognize you.





Nonsense! We’re hiding in plain sight! The fans will never see us!












to be continued….


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In Honor of Summer, a Little Comedy….

Hey guys. 🙂 I know you’re probably thinking this is another DBSK cuteness post, but in all actuality, I’m just about to watch some tv. Do you want to join me? No? Too bad. I’m turning it on anyway. (sits on sofa, grabs remote control, enlivens television set with electric shock)

Oh look! My favorite show is on! (bounces gleefully as a handsome host comes into view, seated in a plush armchair, hands folded, looking completely bored out of his mind)

*Do you crave thrilling adventure? (random actor is chased by overgrown lizard through the desert) Heart-wrenching angst? (toothbrush drops into toilet) Sappy romance? (boy kisses girl, girl slaps boy, boy cries) A prat fall scene complete with roller skates and bird poop?  (….Do I really have to describe that one?) Then you’re watching the right show. Welcome to Kpopiece Theatre.


Today on our program we have a special story,  just for you.

Picture this: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the grass is *greening* 0_0 and two young men are very, very bored. Doesn’t sound all that unusual, right? I mean we all get bored somedays. However, these are no ordinary young men. No, these are two very special, very loved, and extremely, well, mischievious boys.

Let’s get to the story, shall we?







4000 Goobnae chickens to eat, 4000 Goobnae chickens, take one down, pass it around, 3999 Goobnae chickens to eat………











Junsu hyung. If you put a pack of ramen in a bowl with cold water, will the moisture substitute for heat and cook the noodles? 






Did you take the ramen out of the package?










I don’t remember……let me check….



Hyung! Come look, quick!


What? Is it a new video game? (salivates…)






Ummm….those are not video games.


Definitely not. But what are they?






 They must be candles, Changmin.

Candles? Really?




(takes another look) Yup. Candles.

Wanna light one? It smells funny in here all of a sudden…like somethings burning….*sniff*….






 MY RAMEN! (runs to the kitchen) NO!!!!




Eukyangkyang. Now we’ll definitely have to use one of these. Jae hyung will not be happy if the house smells like smoke.

(from afar) My ramen….*sobs*

Don’t be sad, Minnie. We’ll make more later. Hyung will be back soon, so we’d better light a candle. Got a match?

In the cabinet, hyung. *gives ramen burial at sink sea*




Okay! I’m going to light it now!

Kay. Whatever.








Hehehe? Guess those weren’t candles, huh.





Genius. We’re so dead. There’s smoke everywhere.



Still, that was the most excitement I’ve had all day… I think I’ll set off another one….Waddaya say, Minnie? We’re going to get punished anyway, might as well have some fun.





(thinks about it)






       Five minutes later, on the rooftop….



Woohoo!! Here we go!!!













Woah…..                 Dude….         Yeeehaw!!!!                Yeah!!!!


Meanwhile, walking home from the gym….

Ladedumdum. Can’t wait to get into a nice, warm, sweet-smelling bubble bat- (hears weird noise from afar, instinctively looks at DBSK apartment in the distance) – Huh?



AHH!!! MY BABIES!!! (rushes home) Junsu?! Changmin?!



Hello, hyung.

Peace. Is something wrong?






(completely weirded out)

I saw fireworks over our building.





Really? That’s odd. Must be our crazy neighbors next door. *snort*

Yeah. You know how weird they can be. Hyung. I’m hungry. Feed me.







Now wait just a second, dongsaengs. If the neighbors set off the fireworks, then why does our apartment smell like smoke?






Because our silly maknae here burnt his ramen. Right, Changmin.

Yeah. Sorry, hyung.








Oh no. My expensive new limited edition stainless steel marble handled sienna toned non stick pot!  *hurries away*







(screen goes blank, epically bored host returns) And that ends our show for today, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed this episode of Kpopiece Theatre. Tune in next time for mystery and intrigue in *Did Eunhyuk really steal Heechul’s blowdryer?* Thank you, and good night.

(turns off television, stretches) Wow. Those sneaky little kiddies…hehehe. Well night ya’ll. See ya next time! tehehehe….




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Spazzing on Jaejoong

[Spazz] Cats want to be adopted by JaeJoong

I have an earlier post on this website featuring my pet cats preoccupation with DBSK. Look in Momma’s Categories on the sidebar under Kitty Haven. So real. Momma Cha

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        KITTY SPAZZING You know sometimes it seems…

        KITTY SPAZZING You know, sometimes it seems as if there are some things that are unfathomable to the human mind and spirit. I have six beautiful cats named respectively Rochester, Greystoke, Victoria, Caspian, Peter, and Torte. Over time I have been observing their ways–so I wasn’t very surprised to discover definitively that two of my cats thoroughly enjoy JYJ/DBSK/HoMin. How did I discover this?  Generally, when I am winding down from a long day–I tend to listen to music to relax. Gospel music, inspirational music, then our guys music. I have a player/recorder by my bedside and it is very soothing to cooly loach with JYJ, DBSK, or HoMin. Jaejoong, Junsu, and Yoochun especially seem to help me to relax whether it’s an active or slow song (that’s a good thing by-the-way) and I always have my two kitties, who have adopted me as one of their special people, at the foot of my bed.

Cat Perspective

I noticed over time that they would doze off, but as soon as I would cut off the music they would open one eye and stare at me until I cut it back on. Then back to their naps.

Peter the Great

Now you may be thinking that this is normal cat behavior–but none of the other four cats ever paid any attention to JYJ and co. music. As a matter of fact, they usually run whenever I play JYJ’s music. To make this even more interesting–when I insert a DVD into my player to relax with the Couple Talks or Saipan Antics, these two cats, Victoria and Peter, will come from wherever they are in the house, upstairs or down, to snuggle with me and watch the DVD.  Yes, I wrote “to watch the DVD”. Their eyes are glued on the screen and if I pause it just to mess with them–they will give me that classic stare. 

Queen Victoria

I believe that I can safely say that they are fans, and so, I wish to let our mancubs know how much they are appreciated over-all. I have tried to get the cats interested in pictures of JiJi  and Tigger, and Bakira and friends, but they seem to be more interested in their appas. Go Figure.  Momma Cha