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Captain Coco and The Bubble Incident Chapter 1: First Engagement Part 2

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            All is quiet except for the sound of 300 energetic human mandibles chewing upon bowls of Pebbly Poohs and Honey Bears. The First Mate, Mr. Blade, true to his word, has managed to pour three hundred bowls of children’s cereal, assisted by Counselor Penna, within five minutes. Smelling deliciously throughout the entire vessel are the roasting buffalo wings ordered by Captain CoCo, who is at present wolfing down his bowl of Pebbly Poohs and Honey Bears. The Captain’s motto is “eat to have endurance”.  He has proven that his motto is well-grounded. Captain CoCo eats ten meals a day (small ones, of course) accompanied by copious amounts of coconut milk to clear his intestines. No duplicators for himself or his crew. Real food only…quality, thank you very much. He is never in the infirmary, but it is a well-known fact that he runs the kitchen crew ragged.

The captain has a reason for demanding such culinary discipline. The ISP Grande Pollo is manned by a large illustrious crew of talented individuals. They need lots of energy. Perhaps because they have a reason. Captain CoCo runs every one of them ragged as well. Also, one of the many pre-requisites for serving on a ISP Force starship is the ability to sing, dance, and act. There has never been a justifiable reason for this requirement–a bit like cutting off the end of the ham to fit the pan. A special Thespiadeck is provided on each ship for the sole purpose of encouraging each of the crew members to practice their individual talents with impunity. No supervision and observation here. It is the belief of the ISP Force governing body that the way to ensure the happiness and obedience of the crew is to provide them with unsupervised personal time. Now, admittedly, some of the crew chooses not so healthy pursuits, but most use the Thespiadeck on a daily basis.

A sudden alarm sounds throughout the ship…Cluck, Cluck, Cluck, Cluck, Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!!!… It grows louder and louder until Captain Coco decides to answer the hail. He has left one lone individual to man the bridge, Protection Officer Bun-Bo, a tall, handsome officer with the reputation of being the most marvelous dancer on board. Ahem… except for Captain Coco, of course. 

Take Note: Captain Coco doesn’t believe in using the intercom system on the ISP Grande Pollo.  It goes against his belief that dignified yelling helps to develop the vocal chords. Therefore he screams at the top of his lungs, “What is it, Protection Officer Bun-Bo?”  No answer. Protection Officer Bun-Bo is four bulk-heads away and it has been rumored that his refusal to use his doctor prescribed hearing aid is for the sole purpose of ignoring Captain CoCo.

This time, however, Protection Officer Bun-Bo is in the middle of staring at the Strawberry Bubble spaceship as it is approaching the ISP Grande Pollo at breakbow speed.

“Captain Coco!!! Captain Coco,” he screams. “We are under attack!!!”

“By what?” screams Captain Coco as he enters the bridge. There is no need for an answer, for just as Captain Coco leaps gracefully into his chair there is a sudden splashing sound, the ship lurches aft, and a monstrous amount of strawberry essence bubble bath is pouring down the hull of the ISP Grande Pollo. It appears as a red waterfall in the viewer screen and there is a pervasive smell of strawberries wafting through the ship’s ductwork and entering every breathable part of the ship.  

“Surrender or drown!” demands a deep, basso voice emanating from the (at this moment) invisible Strawberry Bubble ship. “We have located your portholes and we are prepared to forcibly flood your ship with our finest bubble bath. Seeing as how we have an endless supply, you will have to surrender before we run out of bubbles.”

Captain CoCo is torn between wanting to laugh uproariously and cry like a baby in his diaper at nap-time. He has faced down many a ship’s captain in his time using conventional weapons, but this…he has never had cascading strawberry bubbles threatening to clog his portholes and dissolve his hull. His advanced science training leaps to his aid…

“Spray down the hull with the water ejectors right now!” he yells to the Chief Engineer who has just entered the bridge. “It should wash the bubble bath out into space!”

“We already tried that, Captain.” Chief Engineer Francois strolls nonchalantly to stand beside the captain. “The bubble bath is so gooey that it has clogged the ejectors. We have only forty-five minutes before this ship will have to be abandoned.”

“Forty-five minutes!!??” Captain Coco pivots in his command chair to address the Hailing Officer. “Lt. Bomma Whama, open a hailing channel. I must speak to that bubble captain.” 

“Right away, Captain Sir, but it may be difficult. The ship’s antenna that you insisted on installing instead of the ISP Force communications system is rather gooey right now, but I will try to raise a hail.” 

“Off with your head!” screams Captain CoCo, “I want to talk to that bubble head right NOW!!!”

“No need to get excited, Captain.”  A strong, mellow voice rings out from the bridge entrance. “I am carrying a chickenizer.” Striding in looking like a fashion-plate and wearing cool shades, the ship’s Doctor Shades holds in his hand a gigantic wand-like object that smells suspiciously of chicken essence. “You know what happens when you get over-excited, Captain. Don’t force me to use this.”

Spinning swiftly around, Captain Coco addresses the First Mate. “You know how to deal with him, Mr. Blade. Get him off my bridge. Now!!”

Mr. Blade approaches Doc Shades, wrapping his arm around him and leading him away. Distantly… “How did you get hold of my best pair of shades? I hid those from you months ago…”

“Captain, I have an open channel.” Lt. Bomma Whama hands a telephone to Captain CoCo. “I don’t know how well this will work seeing as how you insisted on installing telephones instead of wireless communication devices. We’ll just have to pray and see what happens.”

Captain Coco plants his hands on both hips. “That’s insubordination, Lt. Bomma Whama. Remind me to court-martial you once all of this settles.”

“Yes Sir, Captain Sir!” Lt. Bomma Whama forgets to mention that this is the third time in two days that Captain CoCo has forgotten to court-martial her…

“Open the hail. Is this 12-8845-27736-568900, extension 36b?

Unbelievably there is an answer from the Strawberry Bubble captain. “I am Captain Wash-a-lot of the Bubbleship Berry Soapy. Even though you have centuries-old, outdated equipment space intruder, I can hear you. Barely. Snort!”

“I, Captain Coco of the ISP Grande Pollo refuse to surrender to a bubble–bearing, bubble-headed, strawberry toting, snorting foe. Surrender at once or FACE MY WRATH!!!”

…More snorting…

Captain Coco slams down the phone.”Protection Officer Bun-Bo, accompany me to the engineering section. There must be a way to defeat these strawberry bumpkins.”

“Whatever, Sir.” (Telephone rings in the background.)

Meanwhile, Captain Wash-a-lot sighs and drums his fingers on the arm of his squishie chair,  then frowns like a five year old. Standing up, as Captain CoCo has refused to answer, he adjusts his towel about his waist and snatches up his rubber ducky in disgust. He sighs again as his turban-towel slips down over one eye. Raising his ducky aloft in defiance of the ISP Grande Pollo, he blurts…

“I shall be in my bath! Let me know when he deigns to speak with the captain of the powerful Bubbleship Berry Soapy! Lye and green apples reek!!!”

“Right Sir! Lye and green apples reek!!!” , the crew replies in a cascading, thunderous roar. Hail to the Chief of Rubber Duckies!!”.

To be continued…Muahahahaha!!!

Note: No resemblance to any living persons intended. Uh-huh. Yeah, right. You know it is. Sorry.

Credit: JYJ Fantalk Team

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Please remove with credits intact. Better still, maybe we shouldn’t take credit. Would you?  Muahahahaha!!!

[News] 120916 JYJ Selected As Official Models For Cosmetics Brand, Tony Moly

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[News] 120916 JYJ Selected As Official Models For Cosmetics Brand, Tony Moly

JYJ has been selected as the official model for cosmetics brand Tony Moly.

JYJ will be promoting for Tony Moly throughout Asia, including Korea, China, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong, Thailand, and Japan for one year.

Tony Moly’s marketing representative Kim Seung Chul stated, “JYJ receives a lot of love both at home and abroad and is the best Hallyu star group. As much as Tony Moly is currently advancing overseas, we are expecting JYJ to help enhance the global brand image as models.”

JYJ’s image will be seen throughout Tony Moly stores and CFs starting from October.

Each JYJ member will have their own stylish personalities, in addition to being warm and fun. With the concept of trendy and urban sense, JYJ will bring a new vitality to the cosmetics brand.

Recently, JYJ members have been busy with fanclub meetings, musicals, and dramas securing their Hallyu star status.

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[NEWS] 120914 “Not Possible” In Domestic, “Welcome” Abroad – JYJ’s Paradox

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“Not Possible” in domestic, “Welcome” abroad – JYJ’s Paradox

[PIC: Idol Group JYJ – first Korean singer who had a concert in SanTiago, Chile on March 09. The group is exploring overseas markets since its activities in Korea have restrictions. From the Left: Jaejoong Kim, Yuchun Park and Junsu Kim. – Photo from C-JeS Entertainment]

The trio group JYJ (Jaejoong Kim, Yuchun Park, Junsu Kim) is unique. It is difficult to see the group in the country, but the group is doing remarkable activities abroad. The team toured in Spain, Germany, Chile and Peru and the member Junsu Kim had his solo concert in Mexico – all as the first Korean singers who ever had concerts in each country. Why is the atmosphere from inside and outside is so different? You may see an equation of Korean Pop industry’s power structure.

◆ Aftermath of TVXQ Controversy?

 

[Junsu Kim who had solo concert in Mexico on Sep 6]

The three members of JYJ had their debut in the year of 2004 as the quintet TVXQ under SM Entertainment. TVXQ shortly stood at the top in Korean pop industry and had 100,000 members in its fan-club. In 2009, the three members moved to the present agency and formed JYJ after ‘application for injunction to terminate the validity of exclusive contract’ against SM, claiming that 13-year of exclusive contract was too long. The lawsuit with SM is still ongoing.

After this, they have had difficulties in album distribution, venue rental, TV appearances and other things. With tremendous number of album sales and popularity, the public has not seen them in any of music/entertainment programmes for the last 3 years at all.

For example, Yuchun Park appeared in ‘SKK Scandal(KBS)’ and ‘Rooftop Prince(SBS)’ as a leading role, but no one could see his face in entertainment programmes of the both broadcasters despite the fact that actors appearing in the same broadcaster’s entertainment programmes during their drama is an unwritten rule in order to promote dramas. Even in some cases, his appearances were flip-flopped after scheduling.

First, broadcasting companies’ stance is that ‘we cannot cast the singer under legal dispute’. However, JYJ insists that ‘Independent activities are guaranteed until the ruling of the lawsuit on the merits’. Some say that this situation is because of external pressure.

“I was concerned a lot about the present situation that I can be on TV only through dramas. But I decided that it would be better to do something I can do the best, (knowing promotion would be difficult) released a solo album in May”, said Junsu Kim at the press conference in Mexico. His music video of the title song ‘Tarantallegra’ which cost him half a billion Won to make, has never once been aired.

JYJ looked overseas instead. The group betted on overseas stages with the fandom they established since TVXQ.

◆ Idol’s new market

The Group JYJ has done..

 

The atmosphere at Junsu Kim’s Solo Concert at Blackberry Auditorio in Mexico City, Mexico on Sep 6 was just boiling. The concert was the part of his North/South American tour followed from New York and Los Angeles. 3,000 fans were shouting his name and ‘I Love You, Junsu!’ in Korean and sung ‘Besame Mucho(Kiss me much)’ together. Fans were all sung along his latest Korean lyrics such as ‘Set Me Free’. Junsu Kim is due to continue European Tour in the second-half of this year. JYJ also toured in 15 cities from the last year to the first-half of this year and met 210,000 fans around the world.

Paradoxically speaking, the restriction in Korea domestic has become the other way into the new steps. The agency says South American tours are deficit as they are too far from Korea, but it explains that “In the manner of investment, we are trying to go anywhere as long as fans are there”.

“JYJ’s case is a condensable example of the fact that the practical power belongs to management companies, the capital itself under this idol producing system, although the popularity is earned by an idol member”, Jakga Kim, the pop-music critic commented. He continued, “JYJ showed the possibility that an idol group CAN survive by themselves, not depend on the cartel which acts on collusion with management companies and broadcasting companies”.

Source: http://joongang.joinsmsn.com/article/aid/2012/09/14/8943944.html?cloc=olink|article|default
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[TRANS] 120917-120918 Post of JYJ Tweets

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[TRANS] 120917-120918 Post of JYJ Tweets

This post will be updated throughout the day with tweets by JYJ. A time will be added with each tweet as our translators will not always be able to provide instant translations This post includes tweets from 6am KST, September 17th to 5:59am KST, September 18th.

T’is my jam too~ \o/
(Ryan, 5:40pm KST, 120915, English Tweet) Back home unpacking from the honeymoon – groovin’ to Uncommitted! Haha @1215thexiahtic
(Junsu, 3:33am KST, 120917, English Tweet) @cRyanChandler yeah!!!!!!!!!!

Junsu realizes JYJ have lots of endorsements, took you long enough kiddo XD
(Junsu, 8:15pm KST, 120917) Penzal Q, thank you! Tony Moly, thank you!
(Junsu, 8:22pm KST, 120917) Oh! Thank you to Nii, too.
(Junsu, 8:29pm KST, 120917) Oh, we’ve taken on quite a lot (of endorsements)… Thank you to Nintendo, too^^

Got a lot on his mind, I bet :/
(Junsu, 1:51am KST, 120918) Even the stars, the wind and the cool air of this night.. even they have their own individual reason for existing
(Junsu, 1:54am KST, 120918) Like how everyone has a reason to be alive.. or maybe that reason is formed along the way….. Regardless of whether our reason to live is created by ourselves or by others, it is formed because of something
(Junsu, 2:01am KST, 120918) I want to be like the setting sun.. that blooms in beauty, comes in resplendence and sets, unnoticed and silent. I like sunsets.. and palm trees, clouds and the sea haha

Jaejoong just being his dorky self 😉
(Jaejoong, 4:32pm KST, 120918) Junsu hyung~ I’m a fan of yours~~ http://pic.twitter.com/kDPzvhE3

My thoughts exactly…
(Junsu, 7:38pm KST) What on earth… are you afraid of..

Source: [Junsu+Jaejoong+Other’s  Twitter]

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[TRANS] 120918 SM vs JYJ, Negotiations Break Down Once More… Will The Lawsuit Be Extended Yet Again?

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[TRANS] 120918 SM vs JYJ, Negotiations Break Down Once More… Will The Lawsuit Be Extended Yet Again?

SM Entertainment and JYJ (Kim Jaejoong, Kim Junsu, Park Yoochun) have once again failed to reach an agreement as they battle over TVXQ’s exclusive contract.

An arbitration session for JYJ’s exclusive contract lawsuit was held at the Seoul District Courts at 5pm on the 18th of September in room 579. This session had been scheduled by the judge’s orders though the final verdict had been scheduled to be made on the 13th.

So that the two sides could end the dispute with an agreement, the judge called in SM Entertainment’s CEO Kim Young Min and each side’s lawyers for an arbitration session that lasted around an hour. However, it ended in failure with both sides doing nothing but reaffirm the differences in their positions.

JYJ’s lawyer met with Star News after exiting the building and confirmed that the arbitration had failed by stating, “There were no results.” The lawyer added, “We did nothing but state our opinions and reaffirm our stances,” and “The differences in the two sides’ stances haven’t changed.”

It is said that the judging panel urged the two sides to come to an agreement during the session. The next court date has not been set, and the verdict has been postponed indefinitely. The reasoning was to give the two sides enough time to discuss and settle the dispute. This has made it almost impossible to determine when this lawsuit, which began three years ago in 2009, will finally come to an end.

SM Entertainment and JYJ’s lawyers have met several times since May, 2011 to come to an agreement and settle the issue. However, the final arbitration session of 2011 ended in failure, causing the case to be brought back to court. Though both sides gave their final pleas in May of this year, a clear difference in their stances could be seen. A final verdict was to be made this month but another arbitration session was held as the courts wish for both sides to end this dispute in an agreement.

(omitted recap of everything that’s happened till now)

Source: [Star News]

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[TRANS] 120831-120914 Post of JYJ Tweets

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[TRANS] 120831-120914 Post of JYJ Tweets

This post will be updated throughout the day with tweets by JYJ. A time will be added with each tweet as our translators will not always be able to provide instant translations This post includes tweets from 6am KST, August 31st to 5:59am KST, September 15th.

These two are so… strange and adorable together
(Yi Han, 11:51pm KST, 120831) Ppyong!!! (T/N: The sound is similar to ‘pew pew’ in English)
(Jaejoong, 3:34am KST, 120901) @YiHan_Jin Ppyong
(Yi Han, 3:36am KST, 120901) @mjjeje Ppyong ppyong
(Jaejoong, 10:24pm KST, 120902) @YiHan_Jin Here’s the Monk in despair that you made with kimbap http://pic.twitter.com/xWFgy1iA
(Jaejoong, 10:25pm KST, 120902) @YiHan_Jin This is the woman with a kimbap perm that I made http://pic.twitter.com/VA1D7EnP
(Yi Han, 10:33pm KST, 120902) @mjjeje Geez.. Why did you omit the “Please give Jin Yi Han your love”?!
(Jaejoong, 10:39pm KST, 120902) @YiHan_Jin Please give Jin Yi Han your love lol http://pic.twitter.com/yvS80fZ9
(Yi Han, 10:44pm KST, 120902) @mjjeje Ack kekekekeke What is that, that’s hilarious keke
(Jaejoong, 10:54pm KST, 120902) @YiHan_Jin Please give Kim Jaejoong your love too http://pic.twitter.com/wV68j861

lol This is such a classic Kim Junsu blunder 😉
(Junsu, 2:16pm KST, 120902, English tweet) i love new york~♡ http://pic.twitter.com/tBV0mHUl
(Junsu, 2:24pm KST, 120902) http://pic.twitter.com/HOxRfokA
(Junsu, 2:25pm KST, 120902) @1215thexiahtic What’s this? This picture doesn’t even exist in my photo album kekeke How did this happen??

Kiddo needs some grammar lessons on capitalizing his words 😛
(Junsu, 10:34am KST, 120904, English tweet) I Love L.A~♡ http://pic.twitter.com/ergIVlbN

I volunteer!
(Junsu, 10:49am KST, 120905) Do you not like me..? ㅠㅠ http:pic.twitter.com/VJ7YCUKL
(Gi Kwang, 2:21pm KST, 120905) @1215thexiahtic Hyung.. If you act like this.. Will you or won’t you explode with charm..? kekekeke
(Junsu, 3:43pm KST, 120905) @B2stGK Do you want me to hug you, too? haha

Wooo Sachoom 😀 Hope they had a great performance~
(Sachoom, 11:42am KST, 120905, RTed by Kim Jaejoong) We’re leaving soon!! To where? Go~ Hollywood~!! We will be performing at 20:00 on the 8th of September (Sat) at the Hollywood Ford Theater, LA’s most representative theater^^ The upcoming performance is a part of the “Seoul Global Marketing Business”!! http://pic.twitter.com/YqywwYnp

Super excited for this! Already have copies ordered \o/
(Junsu, 3:51pm KST, 120905) Oh, and you’ve all heard of the news about the Elisabeth ost, right?^^ The release date is a little late because of my solo album. And I was a little insistent and picky because I wanted to provide you with a finished product with a higher quality, rather than just releasing it faster.. ^^;;
(Junsu, 3:54pm KST, 120905) I knew that the fans were curious about it and because of that.. I also knew that emk was going through a great deal of trouble for it.. so I wanted to give it more attention because it’s my first musical album~ I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to the people at emk.. for my greed haha
(Junsu, 3:58pm KST, 120905) Also, the reason why there are a limited number of actors involved is because it was recorded live.. And as it was recorded live, we needed time to refine it in terms of the audio quality and getting rid of static.. and we had to record separately because we wanted the music to be streamed as well, and that’s why it’s taken so long to be released..ㅜ
(Junsu, 4:00pm KST, 120905) I would like to once more thank Young Ki hyung, Seung Dae hyung and Joo Hyun noona for giving up their time to record^^ This is my ‘thanks to’ note that I’m releasing through Twitter. haha

D’awwwww
(Junsu, 1:43pm KST, 120907, English tweet) @BruceAutomatic i miss you

Adorableeeeee!
(Jaejoong, 2:00am KST, 120909) This is so cute but we shouldn’t do this.. but they’re still so cute ㅜ http://pic.twitter.com/g49qcPmz
(Jaejoong, 2:23am KST, 120909) http://pic.twitter.com/68ZSE8sJ

Great to see him getting some fresh air 😀
(Jaejoong, 3:12pm KST, 120911) Hiking is making me feel good! http://pic.twitter.com/L4axRTsi
(Jaejoong, 3:17pm KST, 120911) Stick Kyung Tak http://pic.twitter.com/yvB0zUeb

Seriously, CAPITALIZE (though I know that’s not the main point here)
(Junsu, 1:30am KST, 120909, English tweet) i love mexico~♡ http://pic.twitter.com/aC23EnWI
(Junsu, 11:13pm KST, 120909, English tweet) i love brazil~♡ http://pic.twitter.com/OLuENenc

Rest up bb! 🙂
(Junsu, 2:00am KST, 120912) My normal voice is quite husky.. so I usually don’t get a hoarse throat no matter how much I sing.. But I woke up this morning to find that I had a hoarse throat.. Maybe it’s because I suddenly have the freedom and time to relax.. I was thinking that it had been a while since this had happened, but also that.. I was grateful that it had gotten hoarse after I was done with my South American…
(Junsu, 2:03am KST, 120912) tour….^^ Though my throat is hoarse.. it feels like a medal to show how hard I’ve been working non-stop for the past three weeks.. I feel tired, but in a good way.. I would like to sincerely thank my American and South American fans who gave me to the energy to give nothing but my all for each performance.. and got my heart racing so fast.. Ah.. I’m should get some rest now haha

The confessions keep coming 😛
(Junsu, 10:55pm KST, 120912, English tweet) i love chile~♡ http://pic.twitter.com/GC4wMONp

Stop springing such photos of wonder on unsuspecting fangirls!! jk keep going!
(Jaejoong, 10:40pm KST, 120913) Goodnight~ http://pic.twitter.com/EKCA8i0E

Sounds like fun 😀
(Junsu, 1:02pm KST, 120914) FC MEN will be having a soccer match on the 23rd of November at Yokohama Nissan Stadium!! Everyone, let’s meet at Yokohama! Looking forward to it!

FC MEN love…. poor Young Pil 😉
(You Joong, 2:24pm KST, 120914) @youngfeel @code07lim Young Pil, let’s just let Byung Han be the goalkeeper keke
(Young Pil, 2:32pm KST, 120914) @Songyoujoong You’re talking nonsense again~~~~^^
(Byung Han, 4:09pm KST, 120914) @youngfeel @Songyoujoong kekeke I’m half for this and half not
(Junsu, 10:10pm KST, 120914) @code07lim @youngfeel @Songyoujoong Young Pil hyung, can’t you seriously consider just taking a break for this match..?
(Junsu, 10:11pm KST, 120914) @code07lim @youngfeel @Songyoujoong Just this once, let’s leave it in the hands of Byung Han hyung….
(Young Pil, 10:21pm KST, 120914) @1215thexiahtic What is this… Have you forgotten what I did during the match with Samsung? You’re provoking me again~~ Have you forgotten that I blocked that penalty kick???
(Junsu, 10:22pm KST, 120914) @youngfeel When was that..? Sorry… I can’t seem to remember it… seriously
(You Joong, 10:27pm KST, 120914) @1215thexiahtic @youngfeel Let’s just take him out of the equation from the beginning for strategic purposes. Young Pil, it’s for the team so could you just be in Korea that day?
(Junsu, 10:30pm KST, 120914) @Songyoujoong @youngfeel Yes, hyung… We’ll tell everyone it was because of your back… Take a break… If we win, it will all be thanks to you…^^

And it goes on~ and on~
(Byung Han, 4:11pm KST, 120914) Our last open match of the season is scheduled for November. Please wait for us to return, our Korean FC MEN fans~^^
(Jung Jin, 10:14pm KST, 120914) @code07lim I wish I could go to the open matchㅠㅠ
(Junsu, 10:17pm KST, 120914) @duduubub Jung Jin.. Please tell Young PIl hyung that it’s really okay to take a break.. I heard his back is troubling him.. and it would be bad if he got hurt… please tell him to rest up^^
(Young Hwan, 10:21pm KST, 120914) @1215thexiahtic @duduubub His back is troubling him? That’s too bad.. I guess it can’t be helped then…
(Junsu, 10:23pm KST, 120914) @plmok30 Yes! His back.. is hurting him… He should take a breakㅜ I guess it can’t be helped then
(Jung Jin, 10:23pm KST, 120914) @plmok30 @1215thexiahtic kekekekekeke I haven’t heard him say anything about his back hurting him.. keke What should we do kekekeke
(Junsu, 10:24pm KST, 120914) @duduubub No, I heard it’s hurting him… I guess Byung Han hyung has no choice but to take over and do everything that day….
(Young Pil, 10:31pm KST, 120914) Everyone’s back starts hurting as they age. Your’s will start hurting too once you get older~~~~ If you keep acting like this, PenzalQ, thank you!!!
(Junsu, 10:33pm KST, 120914) @youngfeel kekekekekekekekekekekekeke Please stop……
(Young Pil, 10:34pm KST, 120914) @1215thexiahtic Okay~~~~^^ So let’s kiss and make up~~ Or we’ll both end up dead~~ I won’t go down alone~~~~~^^
(Junsu, 10:35pm KST, 120914) @youngfeel Anyway… You’ll be taking a break that day^^ Thanks hyung
(You Joong, 10:38pm KST, 120914) @youngfeel @1215thexiahtic I agree with our captain’s decision. While we’re at it, we should just remove Young Pil’s name from all overseas matches keke
(Junsu, 10:40pm KST, 120914) @Songyoujoong Hyung, just put Young Pil hyung’s name in just for the performances^^ I’ll take full responsibility for it

Hand… tan…? pffft
(Jaejoong, 5:33pm KST, 120914) The boundary line between my hand and arm.. the color.. http://pic.twitter.com/XfWt0o2n

Ooooh shiny O__O
(Jaejoong, 7:10pm KST, 120914) How’s this, isn’t it pretty? http://pic.twitter.com/vWVdcr8a

And it’s still going XD
*Response to This tweet -> (Junsu, 10:11pm KST, 120914) @code07lim @youngfeel @Songyoujoong Just this once, let’s leave it in the hands of Byung Han hyung….*
(Kwang Seon, 12:17am KST, 120915) @1215thexiahtic kekekekekekekeke Oh Junsu hyung kekekekekeke Is this a complete trust in Byung Han hyun or a complete distrust in Young Pil hyung kekekeke
(Junsu, 3:21am KST, 120915) @yoyoyks I think it’s the latter…

Source: [Junsu+Jaejoong+Others’ Twitter]

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Captain CoCo and The Bubble Incident Chapter One: First Engagement

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Captain CoCo stares at the ship’s holographic navigation unit while getting dizzy from trying to isolate Planet Ceremus23A from the  millions of stars on the hologrid of the ISP Grande Pollo {Big Chicken}. The captain rests his head in his hands, rubbing his temples in an attempt to relieve the building pressure. Just out of dock, and hailed as the greatest, most advanced starship in the fleet of the Interstellar Peacekeeping Force, the Grande Pollo is on her maiden voyage to Ceremus23A, a hotbed of revolutionary passions.

According to reliable sources, Ceremus23A is in the midst of a soapy civil uprising caused by three opposing factions on the planet. The Strawberry Bubble and the Green Apple Factions have been competing and dousing each other with their squirt guns for several generations. Rumor has it that there are millions of Anti-Bubble rebels hiding in the hills and that an urgent call has been sent to the headquarters of the Interstellar Peacekeeping Force [To be known as the ISP Force from this moment on].

Unbeknownst to Captain CoCo, as his ship is speeding toward the planet another starship of equal power and splendor is racing to intercept them. Armed and dangerous, and the pride of Ceremus23A’s Strawberry Bubble Faction, the undetected ship contains eighty-eight thousand pounds of gaseous methane emissions as a propellant agent. In addition, it is carrying a cargo of seventy-seven million bio-gallons of strawberry bubble bath. This is not your ordinary, chemically induced strawberry bubble bath of the earth-like variety. A special formula of pure, organic strawberry essense and super concentrated soapy agents, it is the cream of the crop of Ceremus23A’s intergalatically acclaimed soap industry. One drop is said to be powerful enough to scent, and clean, ten tubs of muddy children, but the formula is mild enough to use for the newest of babes. However, the most frequent use of this pungently wondrous formula is to scent the bathtubs of intergalatic rockstars.

The jury is out as to which stars like which formula best…strawberry or green apple. Thus the war…

These decadent, extremely passionate humanoids pride themselves on their secret formulas which are passed down from generation to generation and guarded with fervent patriotism. Over time, the planet has exploded with malcontents who cannot decide which formula is better than the other. Of course, the Strawberry Bubble Faction and the Green Apple Faction believe that their soap is best. The Anti-Bubble rebel forces are composed of those Ceremus23Aer‘s who detest both strawberry and green apple essence. Instead, they prefer good old lye soap and water.

Painfully astringent in their view of life, these dedicated individuals do not embrace decadence of any kind (or rockstars either). After their unprecedented defeat of the Chocolate Eaters at Lake Wannabathy on Galaxy-date 3379, the rebel force has been feared and considered enemies of all pleasurably scented plants.

Oblivious to the danger of mediating between the three factions, Captain CoCo is fully relaxed {except for finding this illusive planet], thinking that this is an easy assignment. After all, how hard can it be to convince a world that loves bubble baths to chill?

“Captain,” the ship’s counselor croons mildly, looking about the room for the culprit… “I detect tension on the bridge. I suggest we do something about it at once. A song perhaps? I advised you that allowing the crew to wear their jammies today would halt the unease. But no one listens. Sigh… Smiles, everyone!”

Captain CoCo tilts his head 25 degrees to the right. “Perhaps a short rendition of Buffoons. In the key of G, Navigator Allegra, if you please.”

“Captain, I suggest it would sound better in the key of A.”

“Very well.” Sighs. “Lead us in song, Navigator. One, two, three…hit it!”

(Entire ship’s crew begins to frolic and sing lustily)

After fifteen minutes of a cacophonic nightmare of sound, the captain’s voice is heard above the din screaming. “My head! The horror! Someone is flat!”

A disembodied voice arises from the noise. “It is you, Captain!”

“Who dares suggest that Captain CoCo is flat?” Captain CoCo whines, reaching for a chicken wing to alleviate the stress. “Where is the buffalo sauce? It was here just a minute ago.”

The bridge goes suddenly quiet. All eyes are fixed upon the chicken wing.

“Captain,” declares the First Mate, “it appears to me that there would be less tension if we all ate breakfast. Wouldn’t you agree, Counselor? I’ll volunteer to cook.”

Staring his First Mate down, Captain CoCo sneers as the First Mate crosses his legs and flips his long bangs nonchalantly. Grinning fiercely, he challenges the captain with sparkling eyes. “Should it be kimchi and rice or cereal? Your choice.”

The counselor shakes her head. “Cereal would be faster. Captain?”

Captain CoCo chews reflectively. “Get me more buffalo wings and you, Mr. Blade, won’t be court marshalled.”

“Thank you, Captain,” First Mate Blade responds, uncrossing his long legs. “I will go to prepare first. Five minutes. Pebbly Poohs or Honey Bears?”

“Both. I think…” Captain CoCo says as he sucks on his chicken bone. “Two dozen wings for me, Mr. Blade. Post haste! Yesterday!”

Mr. Blade turns his handsome profile toward the captain in an attitude that conveys his displeasure at having to obey this despot of a leader. He rolls his eyes and pouts petulantly as he exits the bridge with a parting jab.
“Yours will take an hour, sir. Counselor, join me?”

“It is better than staying here. My head aches from all this testosteronic posturing. At least in the kitchen, there will only be one of you.”

…Meanwhile, moving as fast as methane gas can propel a warp engine, the Strawberry Bubble Faction’s ship is approaching the IPF Grande Pollo at alarming speed…

To be continued…Muahahahaha…

Note: No resemblance to any living persons intended. Uh-huh. Yeah, right. You know it is. Sorry.

Credit: The JYJ Fantalk Team

Picture Credits:
www.greatcakessoapworks.com
www.jerseybites.com
www.funxite.com
www.petapety.cz

Please remove with credits intact. Better still, maybe we shouldn’t take credit. Would you?  Muahahahaha!!!

120913 [Trans/Pic] Jaejoong – Dermatologist Me2day Update

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[Trans/Pic] Jaejoong – Dermatologist Me2day Update

JYJ member Youngwoong Jaejoong visited our clinic~^^ He is really nice and has good manners~^^ We see him every week^^ He filled up the form himself… Some celebrities who came here had their managers fill up the form… or ask for VIP treatment…Not him. Please note that we are not sponsors. Ha

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[Trans] 120911 Jaejoong Twitter Update

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Jaejoong: It feels good mountain-climbing! pic.twitter.com/L4axRTsi

 Jaejoong: Stick Kyungtak pic.twitter.com/yvB0zUeb

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[Trans] 120909 Jaejoong Twitter Update

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Jaejoong: it’s really cute but not as much… but as expected, it’s cuteㅜ
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Jaejoong: pic.twitter.com/68ZSE8sJ

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120908 [Info] Kim Jaejoong’s “I’ll Protect You” Ranks #1 on Hanteo Chart

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[Info] Kim Jaejoong’s “I’ll Protect You” Ranks #1 on Hanteo Chart

The hit single “I’ll Protect You” sung by JYJ‘s Kim Jaejoong for his concluded drama series ‘Protect The Boss‘ has ranked #1 on the Hanteo Chart as of September 7th.

‘Protect The Boss’ aired from August to September of 2011, and Jaejoong featured in the series as character Cha Moo Won. The track “I’ll Protect You” which Jaejoong personally penned the lyrics for was included in the drama’s OST released on September 8th of last year.

The drama was also released in Japan this past July, earning an explosive response from the local fans, and Jaejoong’s ‘Protect The Boss’ special-making DVD scheduled to be released in November climbed to the #1 spot of charts on HMV, Amazon, and Rakuten within a single day after it was up for presale.

Jaejoong definitely had a strong effect on these results, living up to his title as one of the biggest Hallyu stars today.

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[Trans] 120905 Bums Twitter Update

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@bums1313 : A picture shot with Jaejoong after a while! There weren’t that many customers so we were talking outside… Jaejoong-ah! Let’s always be strong! Aja Aja!! Aja bbyong~~~ ㅎ.ㅅ pic.twitter.com/BQ74PqbP

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[News] 120903 JYJ’s Jae Joong Is Selected As The Most Handsome Idol Singer

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[News] 120903 JYJ’s Jae Joong Is Selected As The Most Handsome Idol Singer

 

JYJ’s Jae Joong was recently selected as the most handsome idol singer.

Lamar Cosmetic Surgery surveyed 634 customers about the most handsome idol singer who has a perfect face, from August 13 to 31. As a result, Jae Joong ranked first, receiving 178 votes (28 percent).

Receiving favorable reviews for his acting in MBC TV’s drama series Doctor Jin, Jae Joong ranked first, beating other male idol singers. Jae Joong has been popular for his well-defined features and sharp nose.

The people who participated in the survey commented: “I envy Jae Joong’s face.” “Jae Joong might not be a human being because he’s too perfect.” “Jae Joong is so handsome! He’s great!” “Jae Joong is not only handsome but also good at acting and singing.”

Kim Dong Jun, the chief doctor of Lamar Cosmetic Surgery, says, “Jae Joong not only has big eyes, a high nose, and a sharp chin but also has white, clean skin. I think that’s why many people selected Jae Joong as the most handsome idol singer.”

Super Junior’s Siwon ranked second (26 percent, 165 votes), and he was followed by B2ST’s Du Jun (21 percent, 133 votes), Big Bang’s T.O.P (17 percent, 108 votes), SHINee’s Minho, and 2PM’s Nichkhun.

source: TV Report
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